..Bittersweet Stranger..


I am/used to be a BUJANG post
August 9, 2008, 5:24 pm
Filed under: Blogies, Life, Non-sense talk | Tags: ,

i used the word ‘bujang’!lame of me but dila laughed..hehe

anyway,was chatting with dila and this whole im a -used to be- a bujang came up

GO AHEAD….READ IT…

p/s…some names had to be censored

the bujang post

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

omg la

washburn says: dummies says:

dah dah

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

omg laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

washburn says: dummies says:

aii….dah dah dah

washburn says: dummies says:

gi munim air teh panas

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

i drank barli tadi

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

omg. dah la this whole *toot* *toot* thing is killing me

washburn says: dummies says:

lol

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

now this

washburn says: dummies says:

what now?

washburn says: dummies says:

*toot* not *toot* cousin?

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

i have no idea

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

they damn close

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

jealousy i guess

washburn says: dummies says:

lol

washburn says: dummies says:

yes…jealously gets the best of you…or was it worse?

washburn says: dummies says:

i dunno

washburn says: dummies says:

anyway

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

i dont know =s

washburn says: dummies says:

believe that they are cousins

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

sigh

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

lol

washburn says: dummies says:

heee

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

the green eyed monster. need to get rid of him

washburn says: dummies says:

the what?

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

green eyed monster haha

washburn says: dummies says:

whats that?

washburn says: dummies says:

from sesame street ke?

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

LOL

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

no laaaaaa

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

you know when ppl jealous..ppl say, “i see the green eyed monster!”

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

ok maybe you dont know, thats why you asked

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

but anywho, green eyed monster is related to jealousy lah in a way

washburn says: dummies says:

ahhhaa…now i know!!!hey,im not good in this literature stuff english thingi

washburn says: dummies says:

ahhaa

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

its not even literature la!

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

its like in movies and books too sometimes

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

heh make up with him fast yea. you guys are like so cute together la

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

sakit i tgk you and him and ashikin and kenny

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

and i stand there, thinking if *toot* and i are ever gonna be like you both heh

washburn says: dummies says:

haha….well,theres another point proven..i dont read books and i dont watch movies that ofter..haha

washburn says: dummies says:

wait..thats 2 points proven

washburn says: dummies says:

aww….babe…..*cries*

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

hahaha

washburn says: dummies says:

dont la sedih

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

haha rindu la having a boyf

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

rindu snuggling cuddling all

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

we didnt even have our girl talk that we’re suppose to haha

washburn says: dummies says:

haha…at least u did have a boyf…i 5 tahun bujang tau..

washburn says: dummies says:

aww…now you’re putting me on a guilt trip

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

bujang LOL

washburn says: dummies says:

yeah!!!!

washburn says: dummies says:

bila nak buat lagi

washburn says: dummies says:

?*

washburn says: dummies says:

hehehe

washburn says: dummies says:

ye la..

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

i dont know la =S

washburn says: dummies says:

bujan…single….not taken

dilabobila ; skipping heart beats. says:

LOL

washburn says: dummies says:

heheh

well,thats the end of the i am-used to be a BUJANG post

hahah

total randomness indeed



the ‘almost’ MAA

so, MAA has come and gone…so fast..

But fist of all, i would like to thank ameera for the tickets…even though they were not genuine *coughs*fake*coughs*.

By now,some of you(only some) are pretty excited to read this post.but dont get your hopes high,I(well we) DIDNT EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO SEE THE RED CARPET, never the less, NOT EVEN STAND IN THE ARENA.

why you may ask?

well,the tickets that the certain someone gave were not genuine…it was more like scanned and then printed..frustrated indeed.

but to tell you the truth,after what i’ve been through with her,i somehow rather knew that this was gonna happen…i had a bad and good feeling about this trip up to genting…

but what the hack…even though we didnt get in,we still met a few celebs…and we (dila and i) took a picture with one of them too!

so let the drama begin with day 1(okay,it started way before,but i got to know it on friday)

FRIDAY, AUGUST 1 2008

joshua

We left around 11.30ish from my place.Dila’s dad picked me up.thanks dila’s dad. I woke up at 6am to make brownies.then rush to my pilates class then rushed backed home.packed my begs,bathe,ate and headed for Genting.

Arrive at Genting around 1ish or so.Check out the place,then Dila’s dad and kamzies went for friday prayers at a near by mosque(who knew genting had a mosque).Anyway,after that we went for lunch.then we decided to buy the bus tickets just incise its sold out..so all four of us went all the down to the bus terminal and i tell you,the women at the counter was being so BITCHY.

she was like “counter nak tutup.beli kat bawah”.and we asked her why and where.she didnt say why and she was like “beli dekat skyway”.kamzies asked “skyway to kat mana?”…and she just pointed around while menjeling…menyampah!*doing the menyampah motion i do everytime*

so we all went to the skyway,it turns out you gotta take the skyway down and then buy the tickets.but we didnt..malas.haha..anyway,while we were walking back from the skyway we saw BEN ROMANS and JOEY ZEHR from THE CLICK FIVE.adila was freaking out..i was like shocked.I called out bens name and he waved at me then continued his journey to the lifts.and behind Ben was Joey.Dila and I ran to Joey and literally beg him to take a picture with us…haha.so from then on, operation ‘STALK THE CLICK FIVE” was on.

Dila and I decided to hang around the lobby.yes,kena la buat muka tebal.haha..anyway,while waiting for the rest of the click five members,i went outside to check on kamzies.he slept in front of the hotel on the tembok.hilarious…then guess who i saw?!

KYLE PATRICK!!!!and beside him was JOE GUESE and behind them was ETHAN MENTZER.i ran into the lobby as quickly as i can and i left behind my camera…stupid right?anway,I TALKED TO KYLE..it went something like this..

me:KYLE KYLE KLYE…CAN I PLEASE PLEASE TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU

KYLE: uhmm…maybe later...

then he smiled and walked away..then joe and ethan smiled too…haha

anyway,we even took a picture with The Script.and saw Pussycat dolls, Panic at the Disco, Jabba Wockeez, Karen Mok,Super Junior and Project E.A.R.

a very blur picture of PCD

a very blur picture of Panic at the Disco

a very blur picture of Super Junior

The Click Five!

god damn it.a very but cute picture of kyle

joey and ethan!

after that we went back(with Louis and Alrick) to the apartment.lepak…waited for shikin to come.then went for dinner.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 2 2008

woke up.mandi.then went for breakfast.met amelia and carolyne at macdonalds…bloddy expensive…the breakfast is around rm12!!!

we continued stalking the click five at the gate of the arena….basically,its where all the star arrive for their sound check-cum-rehearsal.

lets see, we saw JARED LETO. I only got a picture of his hat.when he came out,i had no idea who he was until someone shouted his name.i was like ‘this dude,i’ve seen him before.but what is his name?’

super junior

that my friends,is JARED LETO’S HAT!

anyway, we saw KAREN MOK,SUPER JUNIOR(again), THE SCRIPT….well, basically all the same stars we saw on the first day. But no Click Five. So we(dila,shikin,kamzies and I) decided to head back to the apartment to get ready while amelia and carolyne stayed back for The Click Five. and guess what?we missed them by a few minutes…DAMN!Pity adila and shikin, when amelia came back to the apartment with photos of tc5, both of them started crying…like seriously crying.tisk tisk…its okay babe,the next time they come we gonna do ‘Operation stalk click five’ again.

so went to the Pavillion around 2ish…Freaking women did not show up.Gave up hope.then a kind gentleman helped us out.he manage to get us till the gate untill this women said ‘IM SORRY.I CANT DO ANYTHING’…ahh….what the heck…we did try…Kamzies was being super optimistic..it was a bit annoying but it got me through.

So Me,Kamzies,Amelia,Carolyne,Alrick,Khai,Christyne,Jasmine and Kenny went to the theme park instead.

theme park mania

I never knew Kamzies was afraid of rollercoaster…he was cursing the whole way up on Corkscrew

Kamzies: oh fuck fuck fuck fuck.shit…holy shiiiitttt….fuck fuck…..AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHH……fuck fuck fuck…shit.shit…..ARRRGGHHHHH

Me: ahahahahahahahahaha…..

we then headed for the Pirate ship.Kamzies was being too cocky…he was like “okay,im gonna sleep throughtout the whole ride”…YEAH RIGHT!

The minute the ship started to hit the side of the wall thingi(okay,it made a freaky sound…like rubber rubbing against rubber) he started cursing again

Kamzies : Holy shiittt….what the hell was that?shiitt….

everyone started laughing…even the people in front of us started laughing and we had no idea who they were.Kamzies then started shouting to the kakak in the booth

Kamzies: Kak,kak boleh tolong perlahankan tak?boleh ar?terima kasih ar kak

and the funniest part is, the kakak was in a freaking glass booth..ahahaha..she didnt even hear what he said nor look at him…ahahahaha…

Kamzies: oh shiiitt….its getting higher…shitt…

ahahaa…pity pity.

after the ride ended,we all(including the people in front of us) clapped for Kamzies then the people in the line also clapped for him…..awkward but funny.

Later that night,while we were looking at the stars….

Adila: Kamal, so call wishing on a star will bring me luck

Kamal: hey, at least we did try.

Adila: You being too optimistic.i hate you

okay,im not sure whether she said that to me or to kamal.haha

SUNDAY, AUGUST 3 2008

nothing much went on.me and kamzies went and bought the bus tickets.ate at genting skyway,then adila and the rest came down.then headed back to kl.

THE END

totaly randomness

kamzies and kenny

shikin and dila sleeping

louis and kamzies, wake up!

KAMI!

ahahahaha



Daughtry vs. MTV Asia Awards
July 27, 2008, 3:53 pm
Filed under: Bands, Blogies, Life, Live!, Non-sense talk | Tags:

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*EDITED*

If you wanna see pictures and videos of Daughtry’s concert, you can visit my friends blog, Justin, Yik Hoong and Mynjayz, here, here, and here.

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so i sacrificed Daughtry for the MAA…no biggie

i figured it’ll be worth it since there will be much more celebs up in genting

but it wasnt easy getting permission to go for the MAA’s

this is how it went

*its story telling time.get your popcorn out,sit back,relax and enjoy the story*

So, went to KLCC yesterday with mom and dad.Mom wanted to shop and boy,did she shop or what.

so we were heading to Isetan and it so happened we passed by a poll plastered with Daughtry’s face on it. me being a concert freak pointed at the poll with excitement.

‘Ibu!ibu!ibu!Daughtry’s playing tonite. Adila ajak ili pergi cause she got ticket’

“Ye ke?habistu,kenapa ili tak pergi?”

okay,by now,i thought she really meant that.

“Ili tak pergi cause i know you are gonna say no”

and she said “TAU PUN TAK APA!!!!”

and she said that in front of everybody.i was like malu.

sighs…but nevermind

so, after Isetan,we went jalan-jalan cari makan.

after dah makan,it was time for me to make my move.

‘Ibu,ili takut nak tanya ibu’

“Apa takut-takut nie.Cakap je”

‘Ibu,can i go for the MAA….

even before i could finish my sentence she was already shaking her head

“NO NO NO NO.you are already GROUNDED FOR A YEAR”

‘but bu..’

“NO!”

‘PLEASE….its at genting and im going up with dila.we all pay her for the room.ticket dah ada.please please please’

“No.you are already going for avril’s concert.nak pergi award ni pulak.which one do you want?”

‘but ibu,thats a concert.this is my first time going to an award show.its once in a lifetime’

“okay.kalau ili nak pergi,i will let you.but with one condition”

‘okay okay.whats the condition?’

“ili kena lap kereta ibu every week for the rest of the year”

‘what?every week?’

“yes.every week”

so we made a deal..like what my mom said,i’ll just have to wipe her car every week

ahhh…its worth it

i guess



Ze long awaited blogpost

”Mother of all tuscanasion!!”

“Babe,stress!!!”

“Oh god,how to do this assignment”

“Habisla kita,kena marah nanti”

“Lesson learned,never do last minute assignment!”

So,that was basically going on in my life for the past 2 weeks…and yes,i know its been a month since i updated anything..come on,give me a break!

who knew culinary arts was going to be this C.R.A.Z.Y…so much paper work i tell you!!

so,the craziness has come and pass…now its more to crazy-cum-stress-cause-of-FINALS…

yes,finals starts this sat…i know what you’re thinking…FINALS,ON A SATURDAY?!WTF?!

im so scared for larder..god knows what topic i’ll be getting.hmm…please please let it be mushroom soup

MTV ASIA AWARDS IS COMING UP.CANT WAIT TO SEE CLICK FIVE PERFORM..AGAIN….HEEE…YES,I AM STILL VERY MUCH A BIG FAN.

SOOOOO…………………

the other day, i went to OU with kamzies to watch SEPI…we wanted to go to cineleisure but wat-do-ya-know,my dad was there…again….the same thing happened!oh god!!

kan ada bulatan kat cineleisure tu,we were making the round-about when i spotted my dads car….gracefully parked at the side of the road with the blind-thingi up…

“oh my god!my dads here!!” i said

“what?!are u serious?!” kamzies said

“yes.damn it.we cant go the curve cause my dad likes to eat at marche alone” i continued.

yes,eating alone at marche…sad..but he does that for lunch when he has a meeting at the curve.

so basically,that was the same situation on monday.

pergi bulatan—nampak kereta ayah—-patah balik pergi OU.

sighs

SEPI WAS AWESOME…yes,this is my second malay movie i watch since BULI came out.seriously,its the best damn movie ever..people,ya’ll should go watch it.sedih..but awesome.kamzies is really into the ost instrumental song…he even translated the song into guitar cords!

TEMANKU,KEKASIHKU,SYURGAKU…

so sweet…aint it?

and i tell you ar,this boy,is crazy for wasabi….CRAZY i tell you…

we were eating at sushi zanmai and he took a BIG spoon full of wasabi…

big spoon full of wasabi+kicap=kacau-rasa-ohh pedas!!!!

“woohh…it went up my nose and into my brain!”

haha…itula,ambik lagi wasabi..ambil banyak lagi ye lain kali..

wasabi

big spoon of wasabi+kicap

kacau-rasa

=kacau-rasa

so today,i went to nana’s house to practice butchery.yes,i got lost.hehe…anyway, we did butchery for an hour.fyi,my chicken somehow rather smelled bad.yes,i know the chicken is dead and its suppose to smell bad but nana’s didnt smelled as bad as mine did.

so as we were cleaning up,nana discovered something horrifying.

MAGGOTS!

YUCK!!

IN THE RUBBISH BIN!

she got so freaked out,she jumped up on the ledge-cum-chair.lol

“i hate maggots.their disgusting!”she shrieked

haha…she woulndt even come down until i threw the rubbish bin away.so cute yet so funny.babe,you’re funny!

and guess wat?!there were more maggots cocoon near the rubbish bin.like loads of it.brown in color..oval shape..disgusting.yeap!

so after the so call practice for exam,we ate at delicious.jalan-jalan sikit.

spotted éclairs on display.i wanted to see what was the filling inside and i accidentally bump my face into the glass shelf.LOL.nana laughed like a maniac….like there was no tomorrow

“omg.your facial expression was priceless.if only i had a camera i would have recorded it”..then nana continued laughing.yes,people were looking cause i was laughing like a maniac too.

then we went back to nana’s house and i went back home.

and finally,i went to ‘ze famous rasta’.nothing interesting about it.lol.but hey,i guess its a cool hang out place for teens.

thats all for now.i’ll be free as a bee after finals.wish me luck people.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

xoxo

washburnisagirl

credit goes to tropical.pete for his amazing photo.



MORE CLICK FIVE PICTURE!!

Alrite, as i said in my previous post,i’ve uploaded more pictures of the concert.thanks to dila and shikin for their pictures..and seriously,dila,your pictures are awesome.

so,go visit

THE CLICK FIVE PICTURES PAGE HERE under “PAGES”


OR

…..my Flickr page HERE for more pictures



Click Five Concert Review and Pictures

more pictures will be uploaded soon.for now,here are a few pictures to entertain you.

They came and they rock the house down!!Yes,to those who missed out on the click five concert,you missed out on the greatest world tour ever!!you definitely HAVE to go to their next concert.It was the bomb!!!seriously,it was…the only sucky thing about the concert was the people in the VIP seats couldnt stand up.seriously,guards would come in front of me and telling me and the whole row to sit down..i was like “WTF?!!!”and they(the guards and the organisers) wouldnt let anyone take any pictures or videos..everyone was like “WTF?!!”.but i did anyway.curi-curi tangkap gambar..ehehe

Click Five Modern Minds and Great Times World Tour Setlist

Flipside

Happy Birthday

Addicted to Me

Good Day

All I Need Is You

Empty

Summertime

Acoustic

Don’t Let Me Go

Im Getting Over You

There You Are

—-

Just The Girl

Long Way To Go

Pump It Up

When Im Gone

Encore

Catch Your Wave

Jenny

Headlight Disco

So anyway,thanks to ameera for winning the four tickets..ahha..i got to hear my chipmunk voice on national radio!!

so,lets start on saturday

Pre-Concert

I waited for dila,meera and shikin to arrive.then headed straight for genting.but my dad had to made a detour at mcdonalds.

We arrive at the hotel around 2.30ish…and we had to wait for our number..damn it was long…

so,finally,we checked in and got in our rooms.dila was super excited.i had to pick up my vip ticket at the box office so dila and i went jalan-jalan cari box office.and when we were on the way back,we heard click five rehearsing!!!it was loud and clear.we got super excited and literally screamed our way back to the hotel.

3 hours before the concert

the four of us got pumped up for the concert(that includes putting on make-up even though we’ll be in the dark and no one can see it..lol).the click 4(that would be me,dila,shikin and meera) headed for the stadium.and we waited for about 1 hour 30 minutes or so.we met rachel,adriene,alex and denise.

7PM

The gates open.everyone ran in like a herd of buffaloes heading for the water hole.and the click 4 got separated..i went to the vip section while dila,shikin and meera went to the PS1 section.ans seriously,the vip was like shit.rocking out on seats?!!!what?!!!and guess what?,the king’s son was there too.haha..hilarious.according to dila and shikin(or was it ameera),he just sat on his yellow chair with his hand crossed.before the concert started,i asked dila to buy me a cd set thingi and there was this lucky number thingi if you got choosen you’ll get to meet the band.and my number was one number away..why couldnt they call 16?!!!NOT 15!!!!!!!!!i was one number away from meeting the band!!SHITNANIGGINS!

anyway,the concert started around 8.30ish or so with Flipside..damn.it was awesome…ahhh

so,i basically rocked out alone..and it was awesome…ahhh…but i couldnt go C.R.A.Z.Y without dila,meera and shikin.

but seriously,dont ever take vip seats…it sucks..what kind of concert you rocked out to while seating down??!!bullcrap…

so anyway,after the concert,ameera got KYLE PATRICK’S GUITAR PICK,adila got KYLE’S SETLIST and i got KYLE’S BOTTLE!!!ahahaha!yes…and shikin,welcome to the click five fan club.

pictures are below:

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MORE PICTURES TO BE UPLOADED SOON.KEEP ON CHECKIN THE BLOG.



TEKAN 5!TEKAN 5!!!

yes…and to those that cant understand malay,it basically means CLICK 5!CLICK 5!

soooo,its basically less than 24 hours till the concert and im super excited about it…after what happen last year(they came down 5 days before SPM started!!!) im prepared to rock my smelly white socks off and throw it on stage for kyle!hahaha…just kidding.

after some minor drama with the transport,permission,hotel rooms and tickets,its time for the concert.

NOBODY’S GONNA STOP ME NOW…NO ONE!! I REPEAT..NO ONE!!!

i’ll be screaming my heart out tomorrow night…and i cant wait to loose my voice…if only bebe could come..hmmmm….

dila,shikin and meera..we gonna horse around like wild horses at the concert..we gonna jump up and down like a fish out of water…we gonna…we gonna…okay,i lost my train of thought.

next blog post: CLICK FIVE CONCERT REVIEW AND PICS!

p/s..i’ll try to upload a video…my youtube is being a horse and it wont let me upload it…

and oh, EKA’S COMING BACK TOMORRROOOOWWW!!YIPPYYY!



Not ‘melayu’ enough
June 5, 2008, 2:57 pm
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so the other day i was browsing through my ipod and i just realize that something was missing from my list of songs…NOT A SINGLE LAGU MELAYU!

NOT AT ALL!!!

Lets see…english,english,english,russian,english,japanese,english,english and oh yeah,more english songs!

so i asked bebe to burn some cd’s with malay songs in it.

Monday

he passed the cd to me.

Tuesday

the cd was still in the same position i left it

Wednesday

still in the same spot

Thursday

got back from college.started to sing in malay..then i remembered…

“oh,i tak dengar lagi the cd melayu”

snl said : “a’ah la..you’re too english sangat”

and thats a fact!!hahaha…omg..im a malay that dont listens to malay songs!!im NOT MELAYU ENOUGH!DAMN!!

oh deary me….

i shall become more melayu FROM NOW ON!!

bring on the malay songs peeps!

then again….



for now,this blogpost will be left untitled
May 26, 2008, 2:36 pm
Filed under: Blogies, College Life, Life, Non-sense talk | Tags:

right,its been a long time since i updated anything..so gonna do a short update on how i’ve been.

but first of all,to anyone thats been trying to view some of my previous post under the Previous Post Page,im so sorry i didnt know some of the links weren’t working.no worries,i’ve updated the Previous Post Page..heheeee

lets see,im moving on pretty good.not sure about the rest of them.

nana’s my babe

jason’s my protector

alex’s bugs me a lot and he’s my assistant

im in love with a boy you dont know

im stuck in a moment

i miss my best friend

i miss the whole gang

izzy is super duper funny

i spent my weekends watching JUNO and downloading the soundtrack on limewire

im addicted to the Juno song, Anyone else but you by The Moldy Peaches.their songs are pretty good.

got bullied by me seniors and jason+nana = DAMN!!

spent time with bebe

JUNO ROCKS!

went back to johor for a wedding.became the flower girl.i almost lost my sanity cause there was no internet connection.damn you hotel!why must the broadband costs so much??!!!!

cant wait for the click five concert

yes,even though im a rock fan,i still love these dudes in suits.

alright,i think thats pretty much it..now,did i left out anything?hhmmmm…..

oh,and yeah..sorry for the lack of updates.hehehe



“DARN YOU HUMANS!”
May 16, 2008, 3:02 pm
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if my cat could talk i think she would say

“SCRATCH MY BACK YOU IDIOT!”

“NO NO NO.NOT THERE.TO THE LEFT…OOOO…A BIT TO THE RIGHT..OH YEAH.THATS IT.THATS IT.”

“WHERE’S MY MILK?!!I NEED MILK NOT TAP WATER”

“COME ON,GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE THAN WHISKERS.HOW BOUT SALMON?TUNA MAYBE?HALIBUT ANYONE?”

“HEY!!WOULD YOU LET ME OUT OF THE HOUSE.I NEED TO PEE…CANT YOU HEAR??!MOTHER NATURE IS CALLING ME!”

“STUPID HUMANS,CANT THEY SEE?IM NOT IN THE MOOD TO PLAY WITH THE STRING.BUT IT IS GETTING PRETTY ANNOYING.HEY!!STOP IT!STOP PUTTING THAT STRING IN MY FACE!!OH WHAT THE HECK,HERE I COME YOU ANNOYING STRING!”

“OH FISH STICKS.I CANT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER.I NEED TO PEE…THAT WHITE RAG IN THE KITCHEN SEEMS A GOOD SPOT TO PEE….LA-DIDA-DIDA”

*sniff sniff* “OOOO…I….SSMMEEEELLL…….I SMELL KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!YUMMY!!!!”

“I DONT NEED A BED TO SLEEP ON,ALL I NEED IS MY OWNER’S LAPTOP TO SLEEP ON”

“STILL NO MILK?!OH FISH STICKS!”

“I AM THE QUEEN OF THE HOUSE.YOU SHOULD SCRATCH MY BACK”

“ITS BED TIME.NOW,WHERE DID THAT LAPTOP GO??HMMMSSS”

“DARN YOU HUMANS!”

“MEOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!”