“DARN YOU HUMANS!”
if my cat could talk i think she would say
“SCRATCH MY BACK YOU IDIOT!”
“NO NO NO.NOT THERE.TO THE LEFT…OOOO…A BIT TO THE RIGHT..OH YEAH.THATS IT.THATS IT.”
“WHERE’S MY MILK?!!I NEED MILK NOT TAP WATER”
“COME ON,GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE THAN WHISKERS.HOW BOUT SALMON?TUNA MAYBE?HALIBUT ANYONE?”
“HEY!!WOULD YOU LET ME OUT OF THE HOUSE.I NEED TO PEE…CANT YOU HEAR??!MOTHER NATURE IS CALLING ME!”
“STUPID HUMANS,CANT THEY SEE?IM NOT IN THE MOOD TO PLAY WITH THE STRING.BUT IT IS GETTING PRETTY ANNOYING.HEY!!STOP IT!STOP PUTTING THAT STRING IN MY FACE!!OH WHAT THE HECK,HERE I COME YOU ANNOYING STRING!”
“OH FISH STICKS.I CANT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER.I NEED TO PEE…THAT WHITE RAG IN THE KITCHEN SEEMS A GOOD SPOT TO PEE….LA-DIDA-DIDA”
*sniff sniff* “OOOO…I….SSMMEEEELLL…….I SMELL KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!YUMMY!!!!”
“I DONT NEED A BED TO SLEEP ON,ALL I NEED IS MY OWNER’S LAPTOP TO SLEEP ON”
“STILL NO MILK?!OH FISH STICKS!”
“I AM THE QUEEN OF THE HOUSE.YOU SHOULD SCRATCH MY BACK”
“ITS BED TIME.NOW,WHERE DID THAT LAPTOP GO??HMMMSSS”
“DARN YOU HUMANS!”
“MEOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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